Funny Pick Up Lines

If you're here looking for funny pick up lines, then it's likely that's you just want to have a good laugh because you realize that many guys, and sometimes even girls, sound ridiculous using them.

Lines such as: "Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent." might give you a chuckle but you AUTOMATICALLY lose all respect on the receiving end.

I personally think the fact that they are still around is because people have been making fun of them all this time.

Now I was scouring YouTube and I found the perfect example of why you shouldn't be using funny pick up lines. Don't hesitate to pause it because it really is, horrible.

Yeah, pretty pitiful I know!

In fact, the only time I can forsee a line like that working is if you were to take the attitude: "I really don't care so I'm just going to say something so ridiculous that it might actually make the other person laugh". If you're a guy who's here to actually find a funny pick up line... then Good Luck! Because you'll need it.

Instead of using any line to start conversations, you would want to start a conversation normally with an "opener". The objective of an opener is to allow two people to ease into a conversation topic. It's kind of like that first little step.

The only real decent article I've ever read on pick up lines was in the context that a pick up line concept could be a starting point for men that are beginning to improve with women. Now if you really wanted to improve your game rapidly with women, I'd recommend the book Double Your Dating by David DeAngelo, it's probably the best book on the topic and will blow your mind in terms of techniques. You'll never be using funny pick up lines again!

 

 

Author: Chris Calo